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Mr Sheen bites the dust

Ever since Charlie Sheen went completely nuts, the internet has been awash with rumors about his demise in sitcom Two and a Half Men. We already knew he was going, but now we also know how.

According to audience members who attended the taping of the first episode of season 9 last Friday, Sheen's character Charlie Harper is murdered by his lover/stalker Rose. Turns out my guess of syphilis was way out.

The rumor is that Rose and Harper marry, but she finds out he cheated on her soon after. Then Harper "slips" off a subway platform. (Presumably while Rose shouted "Who's winning now, biatch?")

Sheen's replacement, Ashton Kutcher, will be playing Walden Schmidt, an Internet billionaire with a broken heart. Season 9 airs in September in the US, no word as yet on a UK release date.

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