Element vs Ben VP - Name and Number
The duo behind Meck's Thunder In My Heart (no wonder they've changed their name) now seem intent on reviving the career of Ben Volpeliere-Pierrot. Who? Well, Ben VP, as he apparently likes to be called, was the singer in Curiosity Killed The Cat, Name and Number being a big hit for them in the 80s. So here the song is again - over the sort of dance backing that even D:Ream might have judged too crappily generic to use. Its only distinction is being quite the worst single I've heard in some time. Soon to be reduced to 10p in the Woolies' bargain bin, where it will still shift like cans of Stella at a Taliban gathering.