Soapstar Superstar: The album - Various Artists

I don’t understand why bad soap stars try to be even worst singers nb. Martine McCutcheon, Sid Owen and Adam Rickitt.

But ITV still decided a whole X-Factor style programme should be dedicated to aspiring soap duds, resulting in this unnecessary album.

If these soap stars want a singing career, I have some advice -

1) NEVER try and imitate soul greats like Al Green and Barry White.

2) Don’t use a catchy pop ditty (Sound of the Underground – Girls Aloud) from a reality TV show band/singer on the reality show you are starring in. Reality imitating reality is some weird postmodern nightmare.

3) At least be fit, so the view can distract from the assault to my ears.



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