Various - I Love Dad
Assuming your dad has never bought a record in his life, he may just enjoy this compilation. Otherwise most of it will be very familiar. Surely every father wants to hear songs that reference arses or cars? No? For every classic tune here (e.g. Lust For Life, Waterloo Sunset), there's one that makes you want to fill your ears with concrete (e.g. The Best, Red Red Wine). I'd go for the bottle of Old Spice instead.