Joe McElderry - Classic Christmas

“Cheryl said I could be the new Justin Timberlake.” “Joe, she didn’t say that.” “She did…” “She didn’t, Joe. She said you were a ‘great little pop star’. That’s what she actually said. And you are. You are a great little pop star.” “No I’m not. I’m a great little Cliff Richard, I’m a great little John Barrowman. I should be a pop star, a proper pop star, screaming arenas, cutting edge producers, all cool and that.” “Joe, I don’t think that’s going to happen, to be perfectly honest. I’m sorry. Now listen. Calm down. Have you thought about doing a Christmas album?”

(Congratulations - you're fired! Again. - Ed.)

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