North Korea surprise the world by LANDING A MAN ON THE SUN!
As reported by the state media, the mighty North Korean nation has put the rest of the world to shame by landing a man on the SUN*. The 18-hour round trip mission saw Hung Il Gong, nephew of the nation's exalted leader Kim Jong-un, walk on the surface of the sun and collect samples of sunspots which will go under Earthly microscopes on his return.
The mission was reportedly carried out at night to avoid the sun's rays and it took just 4 hours for Hung Il Gong to arrive on the far side of the sun. Impressive stuff and shows just how far the secretive nation are ahead of the rest of us.
Me? I'm jumping onto the next Easyjet flight to Pyongyang to join their great people...
* if you hadn't guessed this article is a work of satire based on the original here